democratic primary

2020 October 25, 2019

Tim Ryan dropout overshadowed by linen sale at J.C. Penney
2020 October 3, 2019

Beto taking the longest shit on Instagram story
2020 September 20, 2019

Breaking: Bill de Blasio was allegedly running for president
2020 September 16, 2019

“And then I told the Cap’n, ‘crunchatize me'” Biden stumps in Iowa
2020 September 4, 2019

Biden swears he can see fine, destroy Trump with newly-equipped laser eye
2020 September 3, 2019

Strict new Democratic debate qualifications whittle field to 0
2020 August 19, 2019

New Democratic presidential poll shows 67-way tie for 18th place
2020 July 31, 2019

Discovery Channel Democratic Debate adds great white shark
2020, Sports July 11, 2019

Free-agent addition Tom Steyer fills open Democrat roster spot
2020 July 10, 2019

Beto’s arch nemesis Alpha O’Rourke determined to destroy campaign, small cities