When Jerry Seinfeld mocked the nutritional value of Pop-Tarts at a comedy show last night, a rogue Tart in the audience stormed the stage and popped the comedy legend right in the face.
“Keep my grams of carbohydrates out of your fucking mouth,” the classic breakfast treat screamed as he took his seat again. He went on to repeat the threat.
The event was shocking to those in the stands, in part because they did notice a Pop-Tart in the audience. The Hamster will keep an eye on this budding rivalry.