A recent poll conducted of some number of people found that nearly all of them have no idea what the hell today is.

Roughly half of respondents were correct about the day of the week after thinking about it for a second, but no one was close on the date. Many respondents said “June something” or “May ish” and about a third just said “2020.”

The poll also found no consistencies on the right time to shower, eat lunch or go to sleep.