After an extensive review of all the people who might disagree with your or antagonize you on the Internet, the Hamster can conclude that they are all probably Russian bots.

Our review concluded that that is the most logical explanation, and no further self reflection or intellectual curiosity is needed on your part. Whether the issue is foreign policy, the economy, health care or the next election, not much else is a possibility as to why a dissenting view might exist other than that person being controlled by a foreign government.

The Hamster also concludes it’s safe to assume any politician that deters from traditional orthodoxy – especially on foreign policy – is likely a Russian asset.