A stunning new report suggests President Donald Trump was actually impeached three months ago, but no one ever told him.

The investigative work revealed that due to a glitch in accounting, Trump continued to receive a paycheck – though he continues to donate it – and his key card into high-clearance areas keeps working. When reporters pressed Trump on the new report Tuesday, he called it fake news and assured everyone he could set the White House on fire.

“I believe you have my stapler,” Trump said pointing at CNN’s Jim Acosta. “I could set the building on fire. This could be the last straw. Believe me, believe me.”

White Officials have confirmed that Trump has since moved to working in a storage unit in the basement.