A local man verbally – then physically – destroyed a freeloading centipede that came into his house acting like he owned the place early this morning.
The centipede was very clearly not invited, as the man made sure to note, and crawled along the floors and walls acting like it was totally OK for him to be there. The man, Jason Refold, 29, was outraged as the centipede’s brazen attitude.
“Did I invite you here? Did I?” Refold screamed. “This is my fucking house. I don’t recall letting you into MY house you pompous motherfucker. I pay rent here, you filthy son of a bitch.”
Refold reportedly accidentally smashed a window and knocked a lamp over before finally killing the intruder. He is looking into moving after being scarred by the encounter.